So I was out shopping with my family on Sunday. My dad said the funniest thing I have ever heard him say, totally unsuspecting.
He pointed at a pick-up truck in the parking lot with “Only $19.95/day!” painted on the side.
“Why’d you buy a car?” he said. “You could just rent a U-Haul truck when you need to get around. Save money.”
I burst out laughing, probably in a manner more spirited than I intended.
“I’m not that desperate for dates!” I exclaimed.
He didn’t get it.